Learn Improper CPR with Anime feat. Isuca (Spoilers)

Real life practices such as sword fighting and medical treatment can get ridiculous in anime but usually there's at least some validity to them especially when it comes to CPR. CPR is one of the staples of romantic comedies, harem, ecchi, and even shounen genres and most of the time they get it right. But Isuca doesn't seem to have gotten the message. Seriously, it's 2015 and 3rd rate anime have gotten this better than you so I can't help but think that this is Isuca's way of showing its viewers the improper way of CPR. If it is, then Isuca is doing it right. So let's learn improper CPR with Isuca!

CPR am I doing it right?

If you haven't watched Isuca's 7th episode, this might be a spoiler post so SPOILER WARNING.





Step 1: Go in for the kiss. Pinching the nose and proper technique are irrelevant. A good kiss is enough.












Step 2: Stare and cry. Do NOT continue CPR. He's obviously more likely to respond to cries of desperation anyway. 











Step 3: Ok. One more plead for good measure. Maybe shake him a bit.













Step 4: Never mind. Go in for the kiss again, this time with more feeling. Technique is still unimportant. 












Step 5: Um...were we supposed to do something with the heart? Uh have another person do that unimportant task while you simultaneously continue going for the kiss. 










Step 6: Well ok then. That didn't
seem to work. Let's try pleading again. It always works in other anime. 












Step 7: Success. Nailed it. You're welcome.













For those wondering what proper CPR technique is, here's a short guide on it. Also a video from The Office (not technically anime, sorry guys)